A text-based choose-your-own-adventure game that follows Default Everyman, a shut-in loner who, thanks to online marketplaces, hasn't left his apartment in four years.
Without other humans, life was good. That is, until one day when his lunch suddenly disappears, the only clue to its whereabouts being his front door standing open after being closed shut for about a month.
Complete with 24 endings, join Default in his quest to regain balance in his sheltered life, whether that be normality, comdey, or tragedy.
Oh, and if one wasn't enough, there's a sequel with 38 endings and even more ridiculous plot points: Who Barfed in the Fishbowl 2. It's 158% more fun!